I Get Fanmail

Any subscribers to The Cape Cod Chronicle already know that my smash-hit Letter-to-the-Editor was met with cheers of joy. The rest of you may be excited to learn that in this week's most recent edition one Greg Myers wrote to the editor specifically to praise the greatness of my letter. That's just how awesome I am.

And if you don't think I'm going to be bragging about this for the next 4 weeks, you don't know me, so what the hell are you doing here?