If I have to choose between the hostage or this comp, I shoot the hostage.
This is a screen capture of my NEW computer's desktop. You may notice that I have ten applications open. What you can't possibly notice is that this machine is utterly unphased by such reckless use of system resources. Scope my sweet menu bars dudes. Those two percentages next to each other measure how much of each of my TWO processor cores I'm using. Good God I'm a nerd...a nerd with a better computer than you, so you better watch out!
This is my new computer. There are many like her, but this one is mine. Her name is Veronica. She wears a name tag.
Veronica is super thin...but not in a gross Mischa Barton way.
Veronica's keyboard automatically lights up when I turn down the lights. It's sort of creepy at first, but I'm used to it now.
posted by Mike at 1:01 AM
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my response to this post will be entitled "Mischa Barton: Not That Gross"
but that is one pretty baby.
Veronica, if you're reading this - give me a call.
So are the keyboard lights as freaky as the glowing green light that breathes on our old powerbooks?
John says "well that solves the whole typing in the dark problem."
sniffle... sniffle... I can't have one. I break electronics. I am only allowed ibooks. By the way, I broke my power cord again...
It is totally cool! I am slightly jealous. How did you afford it? I am so psyched for you!
oh and by the way... since when do mom and dad have food in the house? I see actual fruit in those pictures. Or is that plastic fruit like gramma's house?
I... Want... COMPUTER!! GIVE! HERE!
RAARGGHLARAAAAAARRRRRRR
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